Brass Signs UK - Nauticalia Solid Brass Signs for Boats UK

Brass Signs

£19.95

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1573 Ship's bar open 9.00-8.59	£19.95
1584 Real Ale served here	£19.95
1522 Please do not attempt to walk on the water	£19.95
1673 Daily flogging will continue until the crew...	£19.95
1666 God does not deduct...time spent drinking	£19.95
1520 The Owner Eats Here	£19.95
1527 Narrow boaters do it slowly	£19.95
1681 I'm the Captain of this ship, and...	£19.95
1685 If God had meant...fibre-glass boats...grown fibre-glass trees	£19.95
1686 This is a Swell Ship for the Skipper, but hell for the Crew	£19.95
1528 Electric boaters do it slowly	£19.95
1682 Please do not put...toilet...eaten first	£19.95
1670 If your mother is not aboard, please tidy up...	£19.95
1526 Old barmen never die, for God cannot catch their eye	£19.95
1529 No drinking aboard (without the Captain)	£19.95
1532 ABANDON HOPE all ye who enter here	£19.95
1521 Le Patron Mange Ici	£19.95
1530 Work is for people who don't go boating	£19.95
1661 All beer served...passed by the landlord	£19.95
1553 Major Credit Cards Welcome	£19.95
1531 Ship's Mess - Enter at Your Own Risk	£19.95
1684 AMENDED COLLISION REGULATIONS:...scream and shout	£19.95
1687 Marriages...by the Captain valid...duration of the voyage	£19.95
1570 The Captain's word is Law	£19.95
1524 Banks rob more people than people rob banks	£19.95
1571 Mutineers will walk the plank	£19.95
1582 Beer from the wood	£19.95
1572 NO BLOODY SWEARING	£19.95
1574 Nobody's perfect except the Captain	£19.95
1552 Browsers welcome	£19.95
1683 On the order 'Abandon Ship' ... follow me - YOUR CAPTAIN	£19.95
1578 FREE BEER tomorrow	£19.95
1688 ENGLAND EXPECTS that every man will do his duty	£19.95
1523 One hand for the ship And one for yourself	£19.95
1664 God does not deduct ... time spent sailing	£19.95
1663 CREDIT GIVEN (...over the age of 80...accompanied by both parents	£19.95
1652 Please check your change as errors cannot...	£19.95
1671 Old sailors never die they just get...	£19.95
1577 DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO	£19.95
1565 Please do not hog the fire	£19.95
1672 My boat was clean yesterday. Sorry...	£19.95
1662 Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor...	£19.95

Our brass signs offer gentle entertainment, some at the expense of an over-pompous Skipper. Heavily cast in solid brass, hand-polished and lacquered.

Average width 7".

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