Francis Drake? No its Nelson Duck!
93276 Nelson Duck, £4.99
An Englishmans bath without a rubber duck perched on the side? The ideas unthinkable. Like Wimbledon without strawberries or the Last Night of the Proms without Rule Britannia.
And for the sons of a maritime nation, what more fitting ablutionary companion than this splendid fellow? Horatio to his friends, hes resplendent in his admirals hat and chest full of medals.
Just check there are no French snipers in the folds of the shower curtain.
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